Corrupt Wish

Your wish was so awful that the house tumbled over and crushed you.

I wish Gertrude came to visit.

Gertrude came to visit. That's Bruce's real name... Gertrude...

I wish I had more time.

You had more time, but you were forced to spend it with Bruce

I wish peanuts had allergies of their own.

They did... They were allergic to everything except Bruce's presence.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted by something to do with bruce

It was corrupted by colin instead. He made a stupid sexual joke that only idiots laughed at.

I wish idiots were making out with eachother in the back woods instead of inside annoying us

Idiots were but they cut out our eyelids and chained us to the trees so we would have to watch

I wish idiots didn't

They didn't, they did instead.

I wish Scott would show up for Reach for the top

Scott showed up next time for reach for the top but sucked ass (I'll make it next time)

I wish Bruce wouldn't write sex stories.

(Aww... you definetely asked for a bad corruption)

Bruce stopped writing sex stories and made sex tapes instead.

I wish God could abolish some of his stricter unnecessary rules...

God could but he has chosen not to.

I wish he chose to.

God chose to, but then Angry Fanatics got pissed and thought god was trying to corrupt the world because he was disobeying god's rules.

I wish you would make a wish...

I made a wish, but it sucked ass.

I wish for burnt toast.

You got burnt toast but it was Bruce's

I wish Chairmander was a pokemon.

He was a pokemon but he evolved into Brucemander.

I wish I was awake more often.

You were awake more often but Bruce came whenever you woke up to annoy you.

I wish I was a wyvern.

You were a wyvern. Bruce's wyvern

I wish Bruce would stop making out with iodine in the classroom at lunch in front of everyone.

He stopped making out with her and forced you to make out with him instead. (GROSS< FAT!!)

I wish Bruce didn't give us reasons to use him in wish corruption

He gave us reasons to indict him instead.

I wish Geneviève could stay at my house every night.

She could but she had to sleep in the garage and you had to sleep on your room and she didn't get any blankets and it was winter

I wish I had some doilies (that weren't Bruce's)

They were Bruce's girlfriends (that had been in naughty places)

I wish paper was manufactured in greece on wednesdays.

It was... Bruce's grease...

I wish to get them motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane.

You did, but then Bruce came instead and became the pilot/

I wish hypocrites died of yellow fever.

They did but they infected everyone except you and Bruce so you two had to live in harmony alone forever.

I wish it weren't so...

It weren't, because I moved to greenland to get away from Bruce, but he just followed.

I wish dreams could be controlled.