Corrupt Wish

I did not corrupt your wish, but then I changed my mind, so it is now corrupted.

I wish school was not so long, boring and time consuming.

It isn't now...Only being 5 minutes long noone learns anything and becomes as dumb as a post.

I wish I had the power to manipulate time and space.

How many times have we gone over something like this... Twice I believe. You begin manipulating time and space, only to discover that you have destroyed the time-soace continuum and screwed up everything. Thanks a lot, Nairolus!

I wish i was a bag of shit. (You can't corrupt something that already sucks!)

You attempt to become a bag of shit, but fail miserably because you were eaten before you got a chance to transform.

I wish butterflies could make butter.

Butterflies learned to make butter but it became the only thing they ever did. Since they did not eat because they were too busy making butter, every butterfly died a gruesome death. They were all hanged by Wayne Appleby.

I wish the name Smith was less comon and the name Turbine became as common as Smith is now.

Geneviève's original last name was Smith... so if Smith's weren't as common may she would not have existed or been a Turbine instead.

I wish I could sing like Luciano Pavarotti could

You could, had you not died on his birthday because you were goven not only his takent and his voice, but everything else too. You became Luciano in every aspect.

I wish I were a smouldering piece of liver.

You became Paris Hilton's liver and was stuck their for the rest of your life, until you were transplanted to Bush, and then Bruce

I wish I was one hot ticket to the Newfoundland ferry.

You became a ticket to the newfoundland ferry... Bruce's ticket...

I wish Bruce would stop making lame D&D jokes.

He stopped making lame D&D jokes, but he was still really annoying and get in your face.

I wish blackmailing wasn't unfair.

No matter what, blackmailing is unfair to the victim. I can't see a way to corrupt it because it just can't happen...

I wish I had a way to make Zyphrix' wish work out.

You made my wish work out, but my wish was to work out with you, so you were forced to work out with me until you fainted because of too much running and lifting weights.

I wish I wrote 43 concertos for the piano and 2 for the cello.

You wrote them all but the piano ones only sounded good on the cello and the cello ones only sounded good on the piano.

I wish I had a pet albino and a placemat.

The albino tryed to eat the placemat but choked and almost died. Then he tryed to eat the food that was on top of it and choked and died.

I wish I had a figurine.

You got a figurine of Bruce.

I wish I had a figurine of Bruce. (Corrupt that!)

You got a figurine of Bruce and it came to life and annoyed you to it's heart's desire.

I wish all my desires were fulfilled.

All your desires were fulfilled but you died of happiness.

I wish traumatized youths became wealthy businessmen.

They became wealthy businessmen and then they gave us shitty products for a waste of money but brainwashed everyone into buying them.

I wish I had a map of Iceland.

You got a map of Iceland but it was really a map of Ankrek backwards.

I wish I had more wishes.

You got 1,000,000,000 more wishes, but you were forced to use them all, one at a time until they were all gone. (and you couldn't wish to get rid of wishes)

I wish someone would corruptify this wish...

Someone corruptified the wish.

I wish I could puke out monster ranchers...

You pulked them out, but the ranchers didn't have any ranches to work at, so they went poor and didn't have a job.

I wish fishhook was spelled differently.

It is spelled differently, but all those fancy traditional people like Old Man Warner did not like that fact that it was changed so they rounded up a big mob and stoned you to death.

I wish this wish got corrupted.

The wish got corrupted... but Bruce came and took a piss on you.

^ I wish you posted a wish...