Corrupt Wish

I posted a wish but it made fun of Shaylle.

I wish that poor bastard could see.

He could see, but he saw too many naked men in the process.

I wish God built me a shower.

God built you a shower but you could only use it exactly when Bruce did. Shower with Bruce or don't shower at all.

I wish pays de la sanguine blew up.

It did, however, you were covered in shit due to the result of the explosion being caused by a build-up of sewer gas while you were at the toilet.

I wish Krystal was real.

Krystal is real. Many people have that name. Krystal Butcher for example. Krystal Butcher, who enjoys Bruce's computer.

I wish Xephyr would make a Wish for me to corruptify..

Xephyr made a wish for you to corruptify but it made fun.

I wish Zyphrix was less of a drat and more of a hogtail.

Zyphrix became more of a hogtail, but then he wasn't a phoenix-human anymore and grew sad therefore he was pissed.

I wish Quagmire visited more often.

Quagmire visited more often but he "got with" every single one of your female family members and we all know quagmire has bad diseases!

I wish I had a bad disease.

You had a bad disease, but it wasn't just HIV it was:

"Full... Blown... AIDS!!"

I wish I had a fun temper tantrum.

You had a fun tember tantrum... UNTIL BRUCE CAME ALONG!!!

I wish

A big stone took that literally and decided that your wish could me anything, so it fell on top and balanced a meal on your head while drinking your saliva.

I wish that actually made sense what I just said.

It made sense to an advanced race of extra-terrestrials from the future who spoke senseless. they all died of assburgers and the language was lost.

I wish I had a gravol.

You had a gravol, but as you were raising it to your mouth, Klepto came and stole it from your hand.

I wish I had a donkeyvagina...

You did. It replaced your penis.

I wish I had a damn yankee!

You did. It replaced your penis,

I wish i had a damn yankee?

You do have a damn yankee... Bruce disguised as one!!!

I wish I was a cerebellum.

You were Bruce's cerebellum

I wish I drank Mr. Clean and it didn't affect me.

You drank Mr.Clean and it didn't affect you but then Bruce came and affected you.

I wish I was more timid.

You were more timid, but the timid men came and made fun of you for trying to be like them.

I wish I had unlimited parasol equipment.

You had unlimited parasol equipment but every piece had a talking picture of Bruce on it.

I wish?

You could never figure out what you wanted to wish for and spent your whole life thinking about it.

I wish I had some Jalapenos

You had some jalapenos pickled in Bruce piss.

I wish you were specific enough to eat a ham.

I was specific enough, but I was forced to eat ham until my brain turned into a ham.

I wish I drank some Rum yesterday.

You drank some rum yesterday but you got dead from too much,

I wish i wish