Corrupt Wish

First you must make a wish about somethng you really want, or something you want to happen.

for example: "I wish I had a million dollars"

Then the next person has to find a way to make your wish come true, but in a corrupt way that will be worse for you in the end.

for example: "Your parents died, and left you a million dollars in their will"
(you got your million dollars, but in the process you lost your parents)

So the whole point is to try to make a wish that's difficult for the next person to corruptify.

Ok here's my first wish:

"I wish I could play every piano song in the world perfectly"

You learn how to so well, they get you to play at a fancy meeting with the queen on a very large grand piano. You go to put up the cover so your wonderful music is louder, however it comes crashing down onto your fingures, paralyzing them all for the rest of your life.

I wish I could become Shaylle as a dragon phoenix as well.

You become Shaylle as a dragon phoenix, but you are unable to ever change back again. So you are alone forever as Shaylle, and you never see your old friends again.

I wish I lived with Geneviève.

You and her move together and lived together in a large, awesome house, but it was so old, it collapsed and killed one of you and made the other very sad.

I wish I could be with Fireclaw sooner.

The next day, Fireclaw showed up at your door, but your parents said "NO!" and Fireclaw was stuck outside with no place to stay and didn't have a plane ticket back home.

I wish I was ruler of Scotland.

You become a ruler of Scotland, but all you do is just sit in a scotish lad's geometry kit all day and night, because whoever granted your wish misinterpreted it.

I wish global warming stops.

Global warming stopped, but it stopped completely. So their was no heat left on the world, and it turned into a big icecube (or ice-sphere I should say).

I wish I had a smart-car.

You got one, but it was not as smart as you so it got jealous and drove you off a cliff.

I wish Zaiylix was vanquished.

Zaiylix was vanquished, but a new future was created because of it, where life-forms worse than Zaiylix existed.

I wish I had twelve (12) cappucinos

You get twelve cappucinos but they're so hot that when you spill them, which you do, they give you third degree full body burns!

I wish I didn't have to go to school and instead i just learned all of the same stuff in my sleep and a diploma appeared mounted on my wall saying that i'm a rhodes scholar!

You become very knowledgeable, but since you were brainwashed with the knowledge, it's all you can think about for the rest of your life. You can never think about or take part in the other important things in life.

I wish Jack Nicholson came to our school.

Jach nicolson came to our school but not during the day. Instead, he came to a Gary Morris jamboree and when he say Gary, he got confused about whether he was Jack or Gary and then, he took a heart attack because he couldn't figure it out.

I wish I could point at people and make them vanish but only when I wanted to make them vanish.

You're rage took over you too often, and spontaneously, you'd make people disappear and regret it afterwards. And those people could never come back...

I wish that I liked all the food and could eat anything without being disgusted.

Since you liked all food, even raw pork appealed to you. You ate some and got food poisoning.

I wish there was no war.

there was no war, but the peace drove everyone crazy and made them kill themselves.

I wish I could fly.

You could fly, but the birds got jealous of you and formed a militia to destroy your wings and prevent you from being able to fly like them. It's because they're racists...

I wish I had unlimited time to finish things.

You did. But messing with time caused a rip in the space time continuem and destroyed the universe.

You were granted the ability to fly by a maniacal sorceror who took it away once you reached the clouds. You fell to your death.

I wish I was a choo-choo train.

You did become a train, but there was something wrong with the track and you fell off and exploded.

I wish i could control the elements

Whoa there was a bit of a mix up there, but we may as wel just continue.

You were a choo-choo train but you couldn't, unlike the little train that could, so you spent your whole life in sorrow because you couldn't.

I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener (that one shouldn't be too hard to corruptify, there's nothing positive about it)

You're an Oscar Weiner(Or whatever), but you get eaten by an obese child...
I wish Kendra and I got married...

You got married, but nobody showed up for the ceremony because you sent out the invitations for the wrong date and it sucked balls because even the priest wasn't there.

I wish I had twenty-three (23) clocks.

You get twenty-three clocks but a madman comes and breaks them all leaving only one with a stupid soybean on it.

I wish I didn't die...

You haven't died yet Nick, but if you mean you wish you never die, then that means you'll live forever even until the sun gets all huge and explodes and causes the earth to like burn very badly and freeze and stuff and you'll still be alive and you'll have to go through all that pain.

I wish unicorns were real...

Unicorns became real but they also became child molesters.

I wish you couldn't corrupt my wish but the game could still comtinue somehow and was still fun.