Don't Feed the Plants!

The plant got yelled at for being a fag shortly before swallowing the body.

I fed the plant Good News.

The plant was very cheerful that his stocks had increased.

I fed the plant Mr. Monaghan

The plant's voice changed to monotone.

I fed the plant "Hips Don't Lie"

The plant fucking hated that song and arranged it's hips to say so.

I fed the plant Lombardo flakes

It became a very fine cook and cooked lots of spicy food.

I fed the plant Laughing gas

It laughed loudly long louzy lenght od time?

I fed the plant a Pchent

The plant became ruler of Egypt for a while.

I fed the plant a pyramid

The plant became a wonder of the world.

I fed the plant a ball of ba.

The plant bursted the ball and birds flew away.

I fed the plant a Rubik's Cube

The plant ate it and solved it using it's insides.

I fed the plant a fat ugly slut.

Bruce tried to enter the plant and kill it from the inside, but failed and was eaten.

I fed the plant Bruce's sex stories.

The plant threw the fuck up!

I fed the plant atheists.

The plant trusted in God.

I fed the plant the american dollar

The plant ate it and spat out four "Quarter-Dollars"

I fed the plant dumb idiots

The plant was hungry for more and wanted to cleanse the world of our idiots.

I fed the plant Mr. Clean

The plant was very happy to note it's inner cleanliness!

I fed the plant a keytar

The plant busted some solo and rockin Keytar tunes.

I fed the pant Muskateerts

The plant became three buff plants with rapiers and italian accents!

I fed the plant "Git R' Done!!"

The plant Got R' Done. I fed the plant varsity boys soccer team.

The plant hated it because it was mostly full of dumb idiots.

I fed the plant a tectonic plate!

The plant had an earthquake inside of him.

I fed the plant 8. 8 what? 8 drinks of spagetti

The plant drank and drove...

I fed the plant a bag of nipples

The plant unsexed Lady Macbeth

I fed the plant Rihanna

The plant ate her so we thanked it and...

Fed it tampered spiced rice!

It became Chinese Chef!

I fed the plant many happy recipes of Lomabardo'1?