Don't Feed the Plants!

Ok, I actually made up this game myself right now.

Once there was this strange and interesting plant. It said "FEED ME!" and so there was this boy who decided that it was necessary to feed it. The first person that posts will say one thing that they feed to the plant, and the next person will say what it caused the plant to do, and then they will say something else they feed the plant, etc.

Ex: poster 1: "I'm going to feed the plant a rock"
poster 2: The plant spat the rock back at you and it hit you in the stomach
"I'm going to feed the plant a bandana"
etc.

Ok, so first I'm going to feed the plant a guitar.

It caused the plant to sing Johnny Cash songs for the next six hours


I'm going to feed the plant an army tank

The plant shot missiles out of it's big mouth and destroyed all the bad things that are in the world.

I'm going to feed the plant a digital camera.

The digital camera caused the plant to take a seizure because the flash went off a million and six times inside him and was so bright that even the plant, who probably doesn't even have eyes, saw it.

I fed the plant twelve beautifly sliced shit shavings!

The plant said "tastes like shit" and thanked you for it by feeding you some of it's own shit.

I fed the plant some shopping carts

The plant had a very difficult time consuming them since they are made of metal but when he finally finished, he kept on rollin'.

I fed the plant the sun.

The plant ate the sun and then became a universe himself.

I fed the plant laxatives.

The plant took a nasty shit and it suffocated under the huge pile it made.

I fed the plant Nairolus.

The plant grew bigger because it finally tasted blood, which was necessary for it to grow.

I fed the plant a microwave

The plant shrunk back to the way it was before I fed it Nairolus, thanks to the radiation.

I fed the plant itself.

The plant was a big idiot and refused to partake in such practices, such as feeding on itself.

I fed the plant plant food.

It got bored with plant food and ate you instead.

I fed the plant a school bus.

The plant happily ate it, but you forgot to get out of the bus when it did...

I fed the plant another plant.

The plant enjoyed very much the idea of a cannibalistic ritual and asked for more, larger plants to eat.

I fed the plant a bludgeon.

The plant bludgeoned and bludgeoned to his heart's desire.

I fed the plant a donut

The donut caused the plant to lose turgur pressure and wilt, and bad kids came and used the donut filled plant as a haki sack and the stem they did smoke and toke.

I fed Fireclaw and/or the plant the bad kids.

Fireclaw ate the bad kids gleefully, regurgitated them, and fed them to the plant. The plant ate them while maiming a kitten.

I fed the plant Munich

The plant said "No!! I'm supposed to eat Mushnik!"

I fed the plant Mushnik (Markus Pearson's character in the play)

The plant, after putting on a tuxedo, refused to eat Mushnik very politely. "Sorry, I am a vegetarian..." it said.

I fed the plant ancient scriptures long lost to man.

The plant ate them, and after gaining all the knowledge, became a philosopher.

I fed the plant tealeaves.

The plant relished tea leaves. He/she always had. The plant savoured every small bite of the delicious snack.

I fed the plant a green banana and a thrift store.

The plant got sick and threw up the banana, but enjoyed the thrift store very much and munched and munched until he became overcome with Joy!!

I fed the plant a mustard seed.

The plant dropped the tiny seed and a mouse ate it. The plant fucked the mouse. Game over.

I fed the plaant the taliban.

The Taliban's brand new friends tried to blow up the plant, but the plant ate their bomb and them also.

I fed the plant gunpowder.

The plant ate the gunpowder which ignited because of it's stomach acids. The plant didn't blow up but he got sick and vomited everything we've fed him so far.

I fed the plant a transformer, a robot in disguise.